Top 20 Milk Tea Shops with Funny and Witty Names in the Philippines [Part 2]

Over the last few years, many Milk Tea Shops have been established in the Philippines. As the market is getting bigger and tougher, we decided to help uncover some of the small businesses.

Last year, we published the Top 10 Funny Milk Tea Shop Names in the Philippines and since then it has been on top of Google’s Pages. So we decided to create another version for our fellow CUPCOM followers.

Disclaimer: This is not a sponsored post.

Updated list as of April 2021.

Let’s introduce the Funny Milk Tea Shops Names spotted in the Philippines this 2020 (arranged in alphabetical order):

1. 3-6-Tea

3-6-Tea is located at 231 Road 2 Bagong Pag-asa, Quezon City. 

2. AnnyeonghaTEAyo

Annyeonghateayo is located at 907 9st. Lakandula, Mabalacat, Pampanga.

3. Artea Mo TEA

“Your ma-arTea but healthy drink!”

4. Brews Almightea

Brews Almightea is located at Green Heights Ave, Parañaque City.

5. Covid9Tea

Covid9Tea is located at Block 86 lot 42 Daffodil Street Brgy Rizal, Makati City.

6. Dew Thai

This Milk Tea Shop became popular in 2020 due to its funny name and logo.

Dew Thai is located at 814 Almario St. Tondo, Manila.

7. Emoteara Cafe

“Pag Gusto Mo Gawa Ka Paraan”

Emoteara Cafe is located at Maginhawa, Diliman, Quezon City.

8. Five10twen-TEA

Five10twen-TEA is located at 27 Medina Ville Subd. San Jose City of Dasmariñas, Cavite.

9. Impactea

Impactea is located at Blk 5 Lot 75 Bulgaria St Barcelona 1 Buhay na Tubig Imus, Cavite.

10. Landi ka, TEA?

Landi ka, TEA? is located at Samar Street, Manila.

11. LGBTea

“Shows Human Equalitea”

LGBTea is located at 814 Dra. Salamanca St., Unit-B, Allain Roy Color Pink Commercial Bldg. Brgy.60 – Letsugas, San Roque, Cavite.

12. LuTEAfer

“What do you truly desire?”

This shop is inspired by the Netflix Series, Lucifer.

LuTEAfer is located at Pulo II, Barangay 8, Dalahican, at the back of Cavite State University and beside San Lorenzo Ruiz Elem. School in Cavite.

13. Mabo-Tea

“Grab a Mabo-Tea now and taste the goodness in every cup!”

Mabo-Tea is located at 335 P Tuazon Blvd, Project 4, Quezon City.

14. Mateandi

Mateandi is located at 4 Usaffe Road Veterans Village, Brgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City.

15. QuaranTea

“Lockdown? No problem!”

For list of branches, visit Quarantea’s Facebook Page

16. So NaughTea

“Even the nice ones deserve something So-NaughTea”

So NaughTea is located at 2884 Bicoleyte Street, Commonwealth Market, Quezon City.

17. Tea Boom

“That’s My Tea!”

Tea Boom is located at 2nd Floor, Pistahan Building (Accross Mexico Municipal Hall) Poblacion Mexico, Pampanga.

18. Teanamuran

“Tea na mura na at masarap pa”

Teanamuran is located at Blk E 11 Lot 10 Brgy. San Mateo, Dasmariñas, Cavite.

18. Tea-Pid

TeaPid is located at 65 Unang Hakbang, Manila.

20. TODO Na TEA

“Todo na to!”

TODO Na TEA is located at Diaz Compound, Rodriguez, Rizal.

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Have you decided which one to try near your location? Pay a visit and get viral!

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