Top 20 Milk Tea Shops with Funny and Witty Names in the Philippines [Part 2]

Over the last few years, many Milk Tea Shops have been established in the Philippines. As the market is getting bigger and tougher, we decided to help uncover some of the small businesses.

Last year, we published the Top 10 Funny Milk Tea Shop Names in the Philippines and since then it has been on top of Google’s Pages. So we decided to create another version for our fellow CUPCOM followers.

Disclaimer: This is not a sponsored post.

Let’s introduce the Funny Milk Tea Shops Names spotted in the Philippines this 2020 (arranged in alphabetical order):

1. 3-6-Tea

3-6-Tea is located at 231 Road 2 Bagong Pag-asa, Quezon City. 

2. AnnyeonghaTEAyo

Annyeonghateayo is located at 907 9st. Lakandula, Mabalacat, Pampanga.

3. Artea Mo TEA

“Your ma-arTea but healthy drink!”

4. Bes Teas

#AngKaTeaMoBes!

Bes Teas is located at Quarry Rd. Pantok, Binangonan.

For list of branches, visit Bes Teas Facebook Page.

5. Brews Almightea

Brews Almightea is located at Green Heights Ave, Parañaque City.

6. Chaarisma

Chaarisma is located at J. P. Rizal Street, Poblacion, Balanga, Bataan.

7. Emoteara Cafe

“Pag Gusto Mo Gawa Ka Paraan”

Emoteara Cafe is located at Maginhawa, Diliman, Quezon City.

8. Five10twen-TEA

Five10twen-TEA is located at 27 Medina Ville Subd. San Jose City of Dasmariñas, Cavite.

9. HumpTea DumpTea Haus

“Dump negativity, sip in Humptea Dumptea”

HumpTea DumpTea is located at Door 2, EN Misa Building, 3rd Avenue, H.A Misa St., Teacher’s Village, Tagum City, Davao del Norte.

10. Impactea

Impactea is located at Blk 5 Lot 75 Bulgaria St Barcelona 1 Buhay na Tubig Imus, Cavite.

11. LGBTea

“Shows Human Equalitea”

LGBTea is located at 814 Dra. Salamanca St., Unit-B, Allain Roy Color Pink Commercial Bldg. Brgy.60 – Letsugas, San Roque, Cavite.

12. LuTEAfer

“What do you truly desire?”

This shop is inspired by the Netflix Series, Lucifer.

LuTEAfer is located at Pulo II, Barangay 8, Dalahican, at the back of Cavite State University and beside San Lorenzo Ruiz Elem. School in Cavite.

13. Mabo-Tea

“Grab a Mabo-Tea now and taste the goodness in every cup!”

Mabo-Tea is located at 335 P Tuazon Blvd, Project 4, Quezon City.

14. Mateandi

Mateandi is located at 4 Usaffe Road Veterans Village, Brgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City.

15. QuaranTea

“Lockdown? No problem!”

For list of branches, visit Quarantea’s Facebook Page

16. So NaughTea

“Even the nice ones deserve something So-NaughTea”

So NaughTea is located at 2884 Bicoleyte Street, Commonwealth Market, Quezon City.

17. Tea Boom

“That’s My Tea!”

Tea Boom is located at 2nd Floor, Pistahan Building (Accross Mexico Municipal Hall) Poblacion Mexico, Pampanga.

18. Tea Kim

Tea Kim is located at TVR Building, Zabarte Road corner Kingfisher Street, Caloocan City.

19. Teanamuran

“Tea na mura na at masarap pa”

Teanamuran is located at Blk E 11 Lot 10 Brgy. San Mateo, Dasmariñas, Cavite.

20. TODO Na TEA

“Todo na to!”

TODO Na TEA is located at Diaz Compound, Rodriguez, Rizal.

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Have you decided which one to try near your location? Pay a visit and get viral!

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